If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach.

rchel:

srsly:

Mind blown. via MLIA

ah ha ha ha hahahahahahaa

If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it’s a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.

If you play Super Mario Bros backwards, you’ll find that Mario is a true philanthropist and animal lover, throwing coins into the air and saving turtles. And he leaves that bitch the princess right at the beginning.

If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society… If you watch American History X backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a successful productive member of society into a crazy streetperson.

If you watch Benjamin Button backwards, some kid grows old and dies while every one around him gets young. The Curious Case of Everyone Around Benjamin Button.

(more where that came from)


rchel:

for some reason i get a lot of compliments on my hair but only from middle-aged black women

today at work a young black woman (with a cool haircut i might add) said she liked my haircut

that made me feel good about myself. out of proportion to the enthusiasm with which the compliment was delivered.

i’m so predictable!!

I like your hair AND your shirt!


anquex:

Mostly water by http://www.teaganwhite.com/ (via bitchville)

Typography = love.


anquex: Mostly water by http://www.teaganwhite.com/ (via bitchville) Typography = love.

calikalie:

Michael: I didn’t find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then and…maybe one year she’ll be with somebody, and the next year I’ll be with somebody, and it’s gonna take a long time. And then it’s perfect. I’m in no rush.

The Office, 5x26 Company Picnic


calikalie: Michael: I didn’t find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then and…maybe one year she’ll be with somebody, and the next year I’ll be with somebody, and it’s gonna take a long time. And then it’s perfect. I’m in no rush. The Office, 5x26 Company Picnic

You can pay for school but you can't buy class.


“ Nobody should have to go to work thinking, “Oh, this is the place that I might die today.” That’s what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true.
Michael Scott

I can’t decide whether to watch OTH or Gossip Girl…


“ this is like when akon did a song about apologizing… but didn’t really apologize…
ONTD
“ OH COME ON FOLKS, IT’S NOT LIKE HE BEAT UP RIHANNA.
ONTD

Kanye, how could you be so heartless?