August 2010
1 post
January 2010
7 posts
I’ve never been one to pay attention to tumblarity/post about it but wtf is going on? My tumblarity is 12 yet I’m 7th in Canada… okay there.
“Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Funny = little kids telling "your mum" jokes to...
anquex
My brother and I do this ALL THE TIME. It never gets old :P
December 2009
4 posts
Watchalexislovedbyus:
fuckyeahhousemd:
“The Down Low” (6.11) promo #1
Can’t wait for this!
lol @ works for Jack Bauer. Reminds me of Bauer interrogating Santa Claus.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
moneypenny:
Ovens cook food best when you place food *in* the oven…
Or actually turn the oven on…
November 2009
1 post
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a huge...
rchel:
srsly:
Mind blown. via MLIA
ah ha ha ha hahahahahahaa
If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it’s a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.
If you play Super Mario Bros backwards, you’ll find that Mario is a true philanthropist and animal lover, throwing coins into the air and saving...
October 2009
3 posts
rchel:
for some reason i get a lot of compliments on my hair but only from middle-aged black women
today at work a young black woman (with a cool haircut i might add) said she liked my haircut
that made me feel good about myself. out of proportion to the enthusiasm with which the compliment was delivered.
i’m so predictable!!
I like your hair AND your shirt!
September 2009
9 posts
You can pay for school but you can't buy class.
“Nobody should have to go to work thinking, “Oh, this is the place that I...”
– Michael Scott
I can’t decide whether to watch OTH or Gossip Girl…
“this is like when akon did a song about apologizing… but didn’t...”
– ONTD
“OH COME ON FOLKS, IT’S NOT LIKE HE BEAT UP RIHANNA.”
– ONTD
Kanye, how could you be so heartless?
“When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and...”
– Walt Disney
“All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have...”
– Walt Disney
June 2009
22 posts
“I feel weak today. I felt stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.”
– Michael Scott (The Office)
Snacks and Shit →
shinycrunchy:
BAD RAP LYRICS. My favourite!
Haha, I love it.
Facts: Belly button fluff
anquex:
I keep reading in Guiness World Records, Ripley’s Believe it or not, and other various books about all these collecting belly button fluff, the various colours they have, the research papers about it, etc. I remember the first time I read about it, I had no idea what they were talking about. What the heck was this “belly button fluff” business? I’ve never had weird fluff in my navel, and...
Onions don't make me cry
Does this mean that I am a robot?
“The best things in life are unseen; that is why we kiss, laugh, and dream.”
– A friend’s new tattoo
I am ridiculously excited for my math exam
I even dreamt about double angle formulas… What is wrong with me? :P
Ocean's Eleven
Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.
“Both my parents are therapists, which means that I am really goddamned well...”
– Paper Towns by John Green
Movie-watching spree
It’s exam week and I need ways to not study, so I’m watching a couple movies every day. I feel like I don’t watch enough movies and I’ve missed way too many classic ones.
Any must-watch recommendations?
I think I am in love with UP
Spirit of Adventure ♥
3 things I never want to hear of again
Twilight
GM bailout/bankruptcy
exams
May 2009
3 posts
My Life is G .com →
Don’t bother visiting. I am so disappointed that the G is not for Gangster :(
Whatevs, I am still going to tell stories like “Today, I sold drugs on the street. My life is G.”
G for Gangster will be implied.
